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Trivia from Play It Again, Sam
Allan: Sorry I had to slap you around, but you got hysterical when I said "No more."
Dick: He was always very fussy.
Bogart: Somewheres in life you got turned around; it's HER job to smell good for YOU.
Nancy: My lawyer will call your lawyer.
Allan: That's quite a lovely Jackson Pollack, isn't it?
Allan: I wonder if she actually had an orgasm in the two years we were married, or did she fake it that night?
Allan: Yeah, I get that.
Allan: I had to go to Washington once when I was married, and even though I was the one leaving, I got sick; and when I returned, my wife threw up.
Allan: No, my parents never got divorced, although I begged them to.
Nancy: Don't listen to him!
Allan: I have met a lot of dames, but you are REALLY something special.
Allan: I'll get broads up here like you wouldn't believe: swingers, freaks, nymphomaniacs, dental hygienists.
Dick: I'll be at 362-9296 for a while; then I'll be at 648-0024 for about fifteen minutes; then I'll be at 752-0420; and then I'll be home, at 621-4598. Yeah, right George, bye-bye.
Allan: You want a Fresca with a Darvon?
Allan: I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.
Allan: If that plane leaves the ground, and you're not on it with him, you'll regret it - maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.
Allan: I guess the secret's not being you, it's being ME. True, you're not too tall and kind of ugly, but what the hell? I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
Bogart: I never saw a dame yet that didn't understand a good slap in the mouth or a slug from a .45.
Allan: I'm so excited, I think I'll brush all my teeth today!
Dick: Who were these guys?
Linda: Would you like us to call a doctor?
Allan: This is a beautiful beach house.
Allan: Here, I got you a present because it's your birthday.
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