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Woody Allen On Comedy

by Steve Labinski

More of Woody Allen's stand-up comedy routines.

Woody Allen Stand-Up Comic

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Audio CD (April 29, 1999)

Compiled from Woody Allen's legendary standup routines of the mid 1960s, Standup Comic is an absolute necessity for any acolyte of the man's solid work from his Casino Royale and New Yorker phase.

I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once. The cops had to come and get me. I broke two teeth trying to give a hickey to the Statue of Liberty.

Here's a good example of oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, and she said 'No.'

List of tracks:

  1. Vodka Ad
  2. Vegas
  3. Second Marriage
  4. Great Renaldo
  5. Mechanical Objects
  6. Moose
  7. Kidnapped
  8. Unhappy Childhood
  9. Science Fiction Film
  10. Effs Benedict
  11. Oral Contraception
  12. European Trip
  13. Lost Generation
  14. Private Life
  15. Brooklyn
  16. Army
  17. Pets
  18. My Grandfather
  19. My Marriage
  20. Bullet in My Breast Pocket
  21. N.Y.U.
  22. Love Story
  23. Police
  24. Down South
  25. Summing Up

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